Michael Moore recently wrote an open letter to Fred Thompson challenging him to an debate regarding health care, etc, in response to Fred’s article he wrote in the National Review which chastises the Michigan Sloth for hangin out in Cuba with Fidel and co. Here is Fred’s response to the debate challenge. (Caution: Please be careful not to be drinking anything while you watch because it may end up squirting out your nose)

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Heroes, Humor, Politics

I am proud to say that T Olson, Chad S, and myself have been highlighted in the April section of “Fundies Say the Darndest Things!” This is truly a privilege I do not take lightly. Oh what an honor to be mocked by a bunch of pimply faced gothic teens who live in their mother’s basement. I was however disappointed that my 3G photo did not win the “Rambo Jesus Award” but I don’t want to get too greedy, now do I?

Sigh… yawn…

Here are some of the comments I received on my 3G photo:

Heather says: “Oh. My. God. What is wrong with these people????” (JJ says: Im not quite sure Heather, God made me this way) Foster Disbelief says: “American Taliban anyone?” (JJ says: Taliban? Do you even know what the Taliban is, smart guy? Oppression and Terror. Our beliefs are complete polar opposites.) Traitor1 says: “Sweet looking gun. But the pic looks like it blongs in the NRA magazine.” (JJ says: Wipes tear from eye… that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.) Archangel_Lucifer says: “THat is one seriously cool looking gun. The bible should stay the f*** away from the constitution however.” (JJ says: Obviously this guy knows little about the men who wrote the Constitution.) wyvern says: “I can’t help but think that idiots like this never served in the military. And as a person that did I’m mildly offended.” (JJ says: I guess this fine fellow didn’t see my military awards in the background… oh well) NonProphet says: “Cake and Sodomy,” anyone? It’s not the combination in that pic that bothers me (though the lighting is a bit sinister); it’s the context on the website. Yeesh.” (JJ says: I think it’s great when these people make the Marylin Manson reference about me. They don’t understand that is such a wonderful compliment.)

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Humor, Insane Leftists, photos

One of my pet peeves is when people pass on stories via email or some other media without checking to see if they are true. It’s not hard to do. I even include a link to Snopes.com over at Blue Collar Muse for precisely that reason.

Every now and then I’ve been guilty of doing it myself. So, before I pass this on, let me just state, for the record, that according to Snopes.com, the Katie Couric sniper story is false.

That having been said, it’s still a great Urban Legend and deserves being passed on as such. Besides, the pic of the .50 cal is GREAT! While I’ve seen the story before, I’ve not seen the picture. I got it from Gunny John over at Jarhead’s Firing Range and he got it from the boys over at The Politically Incorrect Gazette AKA Pigazette AKA just plain ol’ PIG.

Wondering if I can get a Concealed Carry for one of those things …

BCM

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Gun Rights, Heroes, Humor, Weapons

From Drudge

In the ad, Zucker, producer of SCARY MOVIE 4, recreates former Clinton Secretary of State Madeleine Albright’s 2000 visit to North Korea. During the visit, Secretary Albright presented North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il with a basketball autographed by former NBA superstar Michael Jordan.

An actress playing Secretary Albright is shown presenting Kim Jong Il with the Michael Jordan basketball, painting the walls of Osama bin Laden’s Afghanistan cave and turning a blind eye to suicide bombers. In one scene her skirt rips as she changes the tire of a Middle Eastern dictator’s limousine.

One GOP strategist said “jaws dropped” when the ad was first viewed. “Nobody could believe Zucker thought any political organization could use this ad. It makes a point, but it’s way over the top.”

Zucker is the producer and director of comedies such as “Airplane” and “The Naked Gun.” In 2004, Zucker, a longtime Democrat, embraced the Republican Party based on concerns he had about national security issues and voted for President George W. Bush.

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Humor, Politics

Forget the Old Spice and the ugly tie. This Father’s Day get dad something he’ll really like. Here is my list:

Surefire G2™ Nitrolon® Flashlight-$36.00 Blind a intruder or just light up the situation. Rad flashlight.

Windmill Delta Stormproof Lighter-$38.99 Smoke your cigar or pipe in a Hurricane.

Rush 24/7 Subscription w/Limbaugh Letter- $59.90 Combat the Drive-By Media with help from the Maha Rushie 24/7

Samsung Z5 4GB MP3 player- $219.00 Blind an intruder, smoke a stogie in the rain, read the Limbaugh Letter all while you listen to Hardcore on yur MP3 player

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Humor

I haven’t posted in a lil’ while and for that I am mucho sorry. I have decided to limit the time I spend on the net due to the grande amount of time I spend on this blasted computer. I know how unpatriotic and lame this excuse is but cut me some slack hombre. I am going to post a very interesting blog soon about the neat news regarding our problem with illegal aliens migrant workers. Hasta manana amigos! Viva El Mexico!

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Humor, Politics

This pic rawks… hahaha

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Humor

… A Zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes, walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring… (Click here to see for yourselves)

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Humor

Arms (the right to bear):

The path to the new society lies through discipline and submission to the authorities. This becomes impossible if half of the population own guns and may join organized resistance. Despite our progressive efforts, the ban on gun ownership has fallen behind schedule. It was originally scheduled to expire simultaneously with bourgeois morals. But thanks to Welfare, feelgood schools, the ACLU, and through the promotion of drug culture, we have achieved the deterioration of morals and personal responsibility in inner cities ahead of schedule. This lapse in timing has created a rather unpleasant urban mix of guns and drugs, which makes us want to move to the suburbs.

Big Lie(s):

Falsehoods invented by capitalists in order to fool and subdue the masses. Examples include: War on Terror, Booming Economy, Patriot Act, Iraq’s WMDs, and weekly weather forecast.

A system that forces people, through a false concept of private property, to pay for the goods they already have the right to own. This pressures the masses to work for a living instead of organizing and representing (a.k.a. Fascism)

Choice:

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aka: Abortion. On a planet with limited resources, giving birth to more consumers is irresponsible, especially to white males who by definition are the most useless caste on a progressive egalitarian scale. To further this progressive worldview, we must organize Sacrificial Death Drives demanding all to sacrifice their children for The Greater Good™. We must attend pro-abortion rallies, acting as living proof of the terrible mistake our parents had made by not aborting us. It is best exemplified by a statement that Maxine Waters, a US Congresswoman (D-Calif) made at a Pro-Abortion Rally in Washington, DC on 4/25/04: “I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion.”

Competition:

Barbaric, insensitive ritual steeped in social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive in our society. Your loss is someone else’s gain, and your gain is someone else’s loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy, moral, and prosperous as a collective. A progressive society of the future, steeped in diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism, shall have no winners. Everyone will be a loser, which in our book means ethical team player.

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Humor, Insane Leftists

Alright everybody, it’s time for another round of America’s favorite game, “Who Said It!” Let’s get started:

Our first quote comes from 1998:

“The best way to end that threat once and for all is with a new Iraqi government — a government ready to live in peace with its neighbors, a government that respects the rights of its people,” AND “One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line.” AND “If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction program.”

Who couuuld it be Bob? (insert game show host voiceover)

Click here for answer-> (more…)

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Humor