Etiquette

This weblog is intended for the enlightenment and/or entertainment of any individual(s) who have a desire for All-American, Pro-Guns, Pro-Life, Pro-Freedom, Pro-Constitution, Anti-Liberal, and most importantly Pro-Jesus ramblings. This weblog may or may not contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs.

Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the making of this website (but the night IS young). Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that ALERT NOTICE! from Microsoft.

However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you, your pets, or your inner child.

Commenting

For every post published, you the reader, have the option of leaving a nugget of wisdom for further discussion. Very much like driving your foreign car on public roadways, this is a priviledge. Not a right.

Abuse that right, and we will:

a) Remove the comment.
b) Ban you from posting comments.
c) Cast and evil hex upon you and your kin, to be forever tormented by monkey’s throwing poo at you.

Abusing that right consists of:

a) Cursing - Seriously, cursing is over-rated. Unless you can make something really clever, don’t even try.
b) Flaming any of us All Powerful Authors.
c) Flaming anyone.
d) Spouting your leftists inane drivel on this Intelligent, Republican and Christian website.

Consider yourself warned.